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Old 12-09-2014, 01:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Because I can no longer stand being in the same house with gluten-free bread.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Because you double-dip knives in the damn butter.
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:35 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I don't believe in pologamy.
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:46 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Because I'm a ten and you're like an 8.5.
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Because your opinion of yourself is too high.
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Old 12-09-2014, 02:25 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Because your humor is as quick as a teenage male's orgasm and as dry as a 70 year old woman's..... well, you know.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-09-2014, 03:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Because you look too much like my father.
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Old 12-09-2014, 03:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Because you keep saying that.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-09-2014, 04:10 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Because you are my father. Surprise!
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Old 12-09-2014, 05:32 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Because you sleepwalk and eat all the cat's food.
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