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Old 12-15-2014, 10:41 PM   #311 (permalink)
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Because you never appreciated when I said your eyes were beautiful, or the way you laughed, it was ALWAYS ABOUT YOUR HAIR because you were SO DAMN jealous of mine.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:45 PM   #312 (permalink)
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Cause you're a ****ing bitch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:46 PM   #313 (permalink)
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Because you're a poshboy sympathizer.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:53 PM   #314 (permalink)
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Because you keep taking in vagrants and there's too many creeps in the basement.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:56 PM   #315 (permalink)
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Cause you need to hurry up with my damn croissant.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:57 PM   #316 (permalink)
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Because I feel the endless torrent of your spunk would end up permanently damaging my beautiful eyes
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:01 PM   #317 (permalink)
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your resentment over my inability to spray spunk on your face as a man would do has me feeling absolutely inadequate.
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:06 PM   #318 (permalink)
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Old 12-16-2014, 07:29 AM   #319 (permalink)
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Because your dick is waaaay to talkative.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:34 AM   #320 (permalink)
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Because your dick is probably bigger than mine.
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