Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 12-17-2014, 10:02 PM

Because you're all grown-up with no place to go. Psych I, Psych II... what do you know?

Pet_Sounds · 12-17-2014, 10:08 PM

Because… because… don't aks me why.

(Plus it's past midnight here, so I really should be asleep.)

**Frownland** · 12-17-2014, 10:10 PM

Because your avatar is too sexy for Google.

RoxyRollah · 12-18-2014, 09:00 AM

Becuse you Bogart the bong.

ladyislingering · 12-21-2014, 08:35 PM

Because your personality is so vibrant, I'm constantly living in your shadow.

**Frownland** · 12-21-2014, 10:01 PM

Because your hair is so long, at any point in time it's incredibly likely that you're literally in my shadow.

ladyislingering · 12-21-2014, 10:02 PM

because you have irrational fears that I may murder you with my own hair.

**Frownland** · 12-21-2014, 10:04 PM

I read your diary. I've read about your intents.

ladyislingering · 12-21-2014, 10:05 PM

I know you read it. We're divorcing because you published it and it didn't become a bestseller.

**Frownland** · 12-21-2014, 10:06 PM

Because your life is too boring to be a best seller. Don't blame my ass.

12-17-2014, 10:02 PM	#361 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you're all grown-up with no place to go. Psych I, Psych II... what do you know? __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-17-2014, 10:08 PM	#362 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	Because… because… don't aks me why. (Plus it's past midnight here, so I really should be asleep.) __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-17-2014, 10:10 PM	#363 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because your avatar is too sexy for Google. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-21-2014, 08:35 PM	#365 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because your personality is so vibrant, I'm constantly living in your shadow. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-21-2014, 10:01 PM	#366 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because your hair is so long, at any point in time it's incredibly likely that you're literally in my shadow. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-21-2014, 10:02 PM	#367 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	because you have irrational fears that I may murder you with my own hair. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-21-2014, 10:04 PM	#368 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I read your diary. I've read about your intents. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-21-2014, 10:05 PM	#369 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I know you read it. We're divorcing because you published it and it didn't become a bestseller. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

12-21-2014, 10:06 PM	#370 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because your life is too boring to be a best seller. Don't blame my ass. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x