Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

The Batlord · 12-21-2014, 11:20 PM

I do however blame your ass for ****ting all over my side of the bed.

**Frownland** · 12-21-2014, 11:22 PM

You dared me.

Blarobbarg · 12-21-2014, 11:24 PM

Sometimes I want to listen to an actual melody in my music.

But we would make excellent "ex lovers but still band members and friends." Like a noisier version of the White Stripes.

**Frownland** · 12-21-2014, 11:25 PM

Because whenever we jam it just turns into an orgy.

Blarobbarg · 12-21-2014, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Because whenever we jam it just turns into an orgy.

Damn, is that why the White Stripes were so popular? I should've taken the opportunity to see Jack White last time he was in town.

Pet_Sounds · 12-23-2014, 07:59 PM

Because Nicaragua's climate disagreed with me.

GuD · 12-23-2014, 08:06 PM

You wear a fedora.

Pet_Sounds · 12-23-2014, 08:07 PM

You ride a skateboard.

GuD · 12-23-2014, 08:09 PM

You compare riding a skateboard to wearing a fedora.

Pet_Sounds · 12-23-2014, 08:12 PM

You'd rather ride a skateboard than wear a fedora.

12-21-2014, 11:22 PM	#372 (permalink)
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12-21-2014, 11:24 PM	#373 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	Sometimes I want to listen to an actual melody in my music. But we would make excellent "ex lovers but still band members and friends." Like a noisier version of the White Stripes. __________________ https://rateyourmusic.com/~Blarobbarg ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆　^my RYM^　｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ (◠‿◠✿)

12-21-2014, 11:25 PM	#374 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because whenever we jam it just turns into an orgy. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-23-2014, 07:59 PM	#376 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Because Nicaragua's climate disagreed with me. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-23-2014, 08:06 PM	#377 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You wear a fedora. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-23-2014, 08:07 PM	#378 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	You ride a skateboard. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-23-2014, 08:09 PM	#379 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You compare riding a skateboard to wearing a fedora. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

12-23-2014, 08:12 PM	#380 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	You'd rather ride a *skateboard* than wear a fedora. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease