Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 02:26 PM

Because you always lick me when you're wasted to allegedly improve your chops.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 03:11 PM

Because you've fallen asleep in the bathtub too many times and I don't want to be responsible for your corpse.

DwnWthVwls · 01-06-2015, 03:15 PM

Puts post-it's everywhere reminding me not to forget her peppermint schnapps on the way home from work, DAILY!

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 03:17 PM

And you somehow still forget. Sign the damn papers.

RoxyRollah · 01-06-2015, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Because you've fallen asleep in the bathtub too many times and I don't want to be responsible for your corpse.

Because you forget Corpses are my speciality.

~~James~~ · 01-06-2015, 03:55 PM

You live in Florida and ladyislingering's thread has enlightened me to how bat**** crazy it is.

GuD · 01-06-2015, 05:34 PM

You live in Scotland and the only thing I'm interested in from Scotland is tha crazy caffeinated fortified wine I can't remember the name of. Otherwise Scotland sounds cold and grey and sad.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 06:49 PM

Because you put down places for being cold and gray and sad but you live in sf.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 06:53 PM

Because you didn't wear flowers in your hair when we vacationed in SF.

Mondo Bungle · 01-06-2015, 07:14 PM

You left without warning after I'd been playing powerviolence at top volume for 7 hours

01-06-2015, 02:26 PM	#481 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you always lick me when you're wasted to allegedly improve your chops. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-06-2015, 03:11 PM	#482 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you've fallen asleep in the bathtub too many times and I don't want to be responsible for your corpse. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-06-2015, 03:17 PM	#484 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	And you somehow still forget. Sign the damn papers. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-06-2015, 05:34 PM	#487 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	You live in Scotland and the only thing I'm interested in from Scotland is tha crazy caffeinated fortified wine I can't remember the name of. Otherwise Scotland sounds cold and grey and sad. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-06-2015, 06:49 PM	#488 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you put down places for being cold and gray and sad but you live in sf. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-06-2015, 03:55 PM	#486 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	You live in Florida and ladyislingering's thread has enlightened me to how bat**** crazy it is.

01-06-2015, 06:53 PM	#489 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you didn't wear flowers in your hair when we vacationed in SF. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.