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Old 12-09-2014, 07:40 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Because I'm a teenager and you wouldn't understand me.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:41 PM   #42 (permalink)
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because you're a teenager and I don't understand you and you're a teenager.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:45 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Because I cannot listen to a pop song with you around
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:47 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Because you clip your toenails in the bathtub.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:48 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Because you clip your toenails on the couch
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:56 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I have moral issues with loving machines. Too much like Her.
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:00 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Because you'll never be like Jaoquin Phoenix
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:00 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Because you're a ginger...bread...man.
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