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Old 01-06-2015, 09:18 PM   #501 (permalink)
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If a person ever truly were that magical they'd probably be gay. Being gay is like +10% awesomeness.
You know who else was gay? Hitler.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:52 PM   #502 (permalink)
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You know who else was gay? Hitler.

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What about all the other genders? This is exactly why it will never work.
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Old 01-06-2015, 09:55 PM   #503 (permalink)
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Because you prefer sex with the lights on, and your orgasm face is ridiculous.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:01 PM   #504 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:03 PM   #505 (permalink)
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Because you look normal for a second when you have an orgasm.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:30 PM   #506 (permalink)
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Because you're white.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:49 PM   #507 (permalink)
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Because you're whiter.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:52 PM   #508 (permalink)
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Because I'm not actually. I smoke cigarettes so I'm black on the inside.
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:54 PM   #509 (permalink)
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bc if anything that makes you even more whiterer.
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Because you don't understand biology. And you don't play music (well).
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