Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 09:08 PM

Because it's just creepy when I can hear the *fap fap fap* noises from afar.

Just... just ask.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 09:14 PM

Because asking defeats the purpose.

ladyislingering · 01-06-2015, 09:55 PM

Because you prefer sex with the lights on, and your orgasm face is ridiculous.

DwnWthVwls · 01-06-2015, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Because you prefer sex with the lights on, and your orgasm face is ridiculous.

GuD · 01-06-2015, 10:03 PM

Because you look normal for a second when you have an orgasm.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 10:30 PM

Because you're white.

GuD · 01-06-2015, 10:49 PM

Because you're whiter.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 10:52 PM

Because I'm not actually. I smoke cigarettes so I'm black on the inside.

GuD · 01-06-2015, 10:54 PM

bc if anything that makes you even more whiterer.

**Frownland** · 01-06-2015, 10:57 PM

Because you don't understand biology. And you don't play music (well).

01-06-2015, 09:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because it's just creepy when I can hear the fap fap fap noises from afar. Just... just ask. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-06-2015, 09:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because asking defeats the purpose. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-06-2015, 09:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because you prefer sex with the lights on, and your orgasm face is ridiculous. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-06-2015, 10:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you look normal for a second when you have an orgasm. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-06-2015, 10:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because you're white. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-06-2015, 10:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you're whiter. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-06-2015, 10:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because I'm not actually. I smoke cigarettes so I'm black on the inside. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-06-2015, 10:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	bc if anything that makes you even more whiterer. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-06-2015, 10:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because you don't understand biology. And you don't play music (well). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x