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Old 01-06-2015, 10:58 PM   #511 (permalink)
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bc MetaphorOrSome****>biology
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Old 01-06-2015, 11:00 PM   #512 (permalink)
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Because my biology is bigger than yours. I can do better.
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Old 01-06-2015, 11:31 PM   #513 (permalink)
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Because your preoccupation with your size interferes with your occupation of using it.
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Old 01-06-2015, 11:52 PM   #514 (permalink)
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because i love you too much and it's unhealthy for my pysche. you'll realize this years into the marriage and propose a divorce for the sake of (what's left of) my sanity
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Old 01-06-2015, 11:59 PM   #515 (permalink)
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Because I kind of like when you stick your tongue up my asshole but I hate it when you surprise me with it. And you always surprise me with it.
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Old 01-07-2015, 04:23 PM   #516 (permalink)
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Because I like to stick my tongue up your asshole, but I hate when you shit on me. And you always shit on me.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 05:47 PM   #517 (permalink)
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Because your tongue has been in Frownland's *******. And has been shat on. I can't marry a man I'd never be able to kiss.
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Old 01-07-2015, 05:50 PM   #518 (permalink)
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Because your tongue has been in Frownland's *******. And has been shat on. I can't marry a man I'd never be able to kiss.
If Frownland was a vegetarian, would be it be okay then?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 05:50 PM   #519 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2015, 07:25 PM   #520 (permalink)
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Because I'm tired of playing "find the mushrooms that aren't psychedelic mushrooms" when I'm just trying to make dinner!
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