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Old 01-07-2015, 07:28 PM   #521 (permalink)
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Lol Lil...

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Old 01-07-2015, 07:35 PM   #522 (permalink)
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well if I had time to enjoy the trip I wouldn't mind so much!

you just want to go tripping out all the time.
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:04 PM   #523 (permalink)
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Because you're my mom, and I don't do incest.
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:08 PM   #524 (permalink)
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You never wanna smoke with me and that kinda bums me out.
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:43 PM   #525 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:44 PM   #526 (permalink)
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You smoke all my ****. Not cool, man. Not cool.
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:44 PM   #527 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:46 PM   #528 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:14 PM   #529 (permalink)
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because that picture of Jesus on the bathroom door is ridiculous, but every time I take it down or try to get rid of it, it comes back.

WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE BATHROOM DOOR, SOON TO BE EX-HUSBAND??
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:22 PM   #530 (permalink)
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