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Old 01-07-2015, 09:25 PM   #531 (permalink)
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So you jack off to Jesus?

Jesus Christ.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:33 PM   #532 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:35 PM   #533 (permalink)
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Your farts could be classified as biological weapons.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:36 PM   #534 (permalink)
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I can't tell if you're trying too hard or not trying hard enough. Either way the end result is pretty bad.

EDIT: @WD because you're just too short for me and it's just kind of weird when I have to kneel for head when you're the one blowing.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:37 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Cause you look like Tsar Nicholas II.


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:40 PM   #537 (permalink)
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Apparently you didn't see my edit, so I'll repost it:

Cause you look like Tsar Nicholas II.


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Old 01-07-2015, 09:41 PM   #538 (permalink)
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Because you look like someone I'd never have sex with. Even blindfolded. You can almost smell the Batlord.
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:42 PM   #539 (permalink)
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Doesn't that just mean I don't smell?
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:44 PM   #540 (permalink)
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