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Old 01-14-2015, 02:03 PM   #581 (permalink)
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Makes me shave and complains the stubble scratches his chin when it rubs against my balls.
That's why. And why are you rubbing your chin against your balls?

EDIT: Derp. I get it now. Bad grammar still, though.
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Old 01-14-2015, 04:18 PM   #582 (permalink)
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Is capable of rubbing his chin against his balls and makes me feel useless.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:15 AM   #583 (permalink)
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because you a heartless bastard. ..
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:17 AM   #584 (permalink)
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because flordida sounds scary and i don't think you'd move to sf
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Old 01-16-2015, 08:23 AM   #585 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2015, 10:45 AM   #586 (permalink)
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Because I caught you masturbating to the pain olympics.
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Old 01-16-2015, 03:21 PM   #588 (permalink)
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Because you're clearly more aware of the Pain Olympics than I am.
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because you are wearing my Darth Vader t like its an avatar.
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Old 01-16-2015, 06:10 PM   #590 (permalink)
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