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Old 01-18-2015, 08:22 PM   #631 (permalink)
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because you're a prettier girl than I am. can't do with that.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:24 PM   #632 (permalink)
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Because I doubt very much if Karen Carpenter would wear that sweater.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:27 PM   #633 (permalink)
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because you've forgotten that Karen Carpenter was a devout fan of Disneyland and it's highly probable that a lot of things in her life were probably pretty kitschy.

get your shit straight, son.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:38 PM   #634 (permalink)
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on my phone.screen is cracked.Shut.up!
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Old 01-18-2015, 09:11 PM   #635 (permalink)
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because you're a prettier girl than I am. can't do with that.
this makes me . not at your expense it just makes my brain happy hearing those things
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Old 01-18-2015, 09:47 PM   #636 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2015, 10:07 PM   #637 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:36 PM   #638 (permalink)
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You're such a bitch your knuckles don't leave bruises when we rough house. To quote Arnold, "girlyman".
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Old 01-19-2015, 12:32 PM   #639 (permalink)
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because you watch lifetime movies then lie about it....Girlyman.
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Old 01-19-2015, 12:43 PM   #640 (permalink)
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because you watch lifetime movies then lie about it....Girlyman.
I do like some Lifetime movies. They're believable like long episodes of Law and Order.
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