Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

Dylstew · 01-27-2015, 02:03 PM

Because I don't know this person.

RoxyRollah · 01-27-2015, 04:15 PM

Liar.

GuD · 01-30-2015, 07:07 PM

Because mailing you **** is ****ing expensive like god damn bro why you gotta live so far away

**Frownland** · 01-30-2015, 07:16 PM

Because you tried to mail me to Roxxy. Ashole.

GuD · 01-30-2015, 07:20 PM

Because you're too ****ing tall to fit in a package. Like goddamn bro, why you gotta be so tall.

**Frownland** · 01-30-2015, 07:23 PM

Because you're so short people think you're my daughter when we walk around town.

GuD · 01-30-2015, 07:28 PM

Because you say that doesn't turn you on but I know it does and that just creeps me out, man.

Chula Vista · 01-30-2015, 07:33 PM

Because neither of you understand UPS flat rate savings.

DwnWthVwls · 01-30-2015, 11:31 PM

Scared of what you intend on using the menstruum on.

ladyislingering · 01-30-2015, 11:37 PM

because you just ... you're... a turd and stuff

01-30-2015, 07:07 PM	#673 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because mailing you ** is **ing expensive like god damn bro why you gotta live so far away __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-30-2015, 07:16 PM	#674 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you tried to mail me to Roxxy. Ashole. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-30-2015, 07:20 PM	#675 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you're too ****ing tall to fit in a package. Like goddamn bro, why you gotta be so tall. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-30-2015, 07:23 PM	#676 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you're so short people think you're my daughter when we walk around town. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-30-2015, 07:28 PM	#677 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Because you say that doesn't turn you on but I know it does and that just creeps me out, man. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-27-2015, 02:03 PM	#671 (permalink)
Dylstew Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,366	Because I don't know this person.

01-30-2015, 07:33 PM	#678 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Because neither of you understand UPS flat rate savings. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

01-30-2015, 11:37 PM	#680 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	because you just ... you're... a turd and stuff __________________ You and I, We were born to die.