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Old 12-09-2014, 08:27 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I'm trying really hard to refrain from commenting on what the way Pet_Sounds worded his comment made me think of and it's just not happening SORRINESS. It's Pet_Sounds fault.
Oh gosh, I see that now. Whoops.

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Old 12-09-2014, 08:47 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:55 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 08:59 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:04 PM   #65 (permalink)
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You appear to think doing so was a bad idea.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:10 PM   #66 (permalink)
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SHE GOT DIARRHEA. She was quite upset. She must have pooped for a week straight.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:17 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Because you're a criminal pooper as well.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:31 PM   #69 (permalink)
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