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Old 02-09-2015, 09:29 AM   #711 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2015, 12:59 PM   #712 (permalink)
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Knocked out by boobs during sex.. It was funny the first time, not anymore
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Old 02-09-2015, 06:32 PM   #713 (permalink)
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Because you had sex with someone besides me.My girls are well controlled. .
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Old 02-09-2015, 06:56 PM   #714 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2015, 07:16 PM   #715 (permalink)
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Because you slather your stuff with butter and its slippery damnit.
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Old 02-09-2015, 08:29 PM   #716 (permalink)
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Because it's not okay to come home drunk and tag me while I'm sleeping.
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Old 02-09-2015, 09:06 PM   #717 (permalink)
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Because someone's already used that one on WD in this thread. Our relationship has become similarly monotonous.
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Because you'll musically analyze my dead stuff collection and I'll lose my **** when you use my taxidermied piranha as a washboard.
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Because you're probably right.
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:31 AM   #720 (permalink)
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