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Old 02-10-2015, 11:36 AM   #731 (permalink)
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Oh... ffs... I'm a dolt.
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Old 02-11-2015, 07:03 AM   #732 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2015, 07:25 AM   #733 (permalink)
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Do large genital crabs count? They're clustered into a pretty big bouquet that vaguely resembles red roses.
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Old 02-11-2015, 07:36 AM   #734 (permalink)
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Cuz you have a case of the Zactly's.




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Old 02-11-2015, 07:51 AM   #735 (permalink)
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Because I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.
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Old 02-11-2015, 07:58 AM   #736 (permalink)
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Cause you keep pointing my pole at Plankton.
Because you keep pointing your pole at Plankton....
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