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Old 02-23-2015, 12:13 AM   #791 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-23-2015, 01:07 AM   #792 (permalink)
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Because you like to go philandering.
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Old 02-23-2015, 01:12 AM   #793 (permalink)
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Because you sold me something to cure my Herpes, but it was just some PVC pipe from Home Depot you covered in glitter.
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Old 02-23-2015, 01:14 AM   #794 (permalink)
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Because every single thing that you say annoys the hell out of me.
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Old 02-23-2015, 01:18 AM   #795 (permalink)
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Because you sold me something to cure my Herpes, but it was just some PVC pipe from Home Depot you covered in glitter.
Because you told me glitter is yourfavorite color.
I can't bee seen with you anymore. ...GLITTER IS NOT A COLOR!
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Old 02-23-2015, 01:39 AM   #796 (permalink)
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The glitter is fine. I'll pay for that. But I was expecting a religious artifact of miraculous healing nature. You bamboozled me. You and your gypsy people.

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Old 03-04-2015, 08:27 PM   #797 (permalink)
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Because you hate gypsies ,tramps and thieves....and Cher.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:28 PM   #798 (permalink)
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Because you refuse to believe that Cher has a twin sister.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:29 PM   #799 (permalink)
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No, I refuse to belive that you're her twin sister.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:30 PM   #800 (permalink)
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