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Old 03-04-2015, 09:31 PM   #801 (permalink)
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Because your puns are halfbreed attempts at humour.
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:41 PM   #802 (permalink)
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Because I found the tapes and I won't go to the police as long as you stay the **** away from me. Also, we're out of Kleenex.
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:54 PM   #803 (permalink)
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Because you always tell me we are out of **** when I come home from the store.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:14 PM   #804 (permalink)
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Because you don't check and see what's needed before you go to the store!
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:15 PM   #805 (permalink)
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Because even after you shave your crotch there's still a bunch of hair there.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:22 PM   #806 (permalink)
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Your GMO weed contaminates my organic weed.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:23 PM   #807 (permalink)
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Because you always leave me with the shake.
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:31 PM   #808 (permalink)
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Expects me to leave him shake..
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Old 03-05-2015, 05:40 AM   #809 (permalink)
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Because you promised youd fix the light in the fridge.
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Old 03-05-2015, 06:12 AM   #810 (permalink)
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Because you need to stay out of the fridge, nomsayin'?
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