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Old 12-16-2014, 01:48 PM   #331 (permalink)
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Because you think my name is Kathy when it isn't
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Old 12-16-2014, 01:49 PM   #332 (permalink)
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Because you think we are on a first name basis.
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:09 PM   #333 (permalink)
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Because your name isn't actually Roxy.
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:19 PM   #334 (permalink)
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Because you never wrote me any poems.
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:15 AM   #335 (permalink)
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Because I'd spend more time brushing your hair than you with mine.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:21 AM   #336 (permalink)
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Because I'd spend more time brushing your hair than you with mine.
Because you're a flirty bitch... but I wouldn't mind that.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:22 AM   #337 (permalink)
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Because Im totally allergic to cats .

Edit: Because you wear mom jeans.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:36 AM   #338 (permalink)
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Because Im totally allergic to cats .

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You're just unwilling to share yours, aren't you?
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:39 AM   #339 (permalink)
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You're just unwilling to share yours, aren't you?
Because my bell bottoms only work for thighs with meat on them.
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:40 AM   #340 (permalink)
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Because my bell bottoms only work for thighs with meat on them.
Darn. What about your bras?
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