Uh... What?

Considering this thread is mostly click-baity headlines from dubious sources I'm going to move this thread out of the Current Events, Philosophy, & Religion subforum and into the Games, Lists, Jokes, & Polls.

Fair enough. :laughing:

Florida Man throws his 5-year-old daughter off of a bridge
Florida Man tells cops he's ready to die "New York style" after beating girlfriend
Florida Man gets a year in prison for stealing golf carts
Florida Man sells pregnant woman to major creeps
Florida Man arrested for moving a shitload of weed
Florida Man tries to hide cocaine in loaf of bread while crossing the border

Even Florida's babies are nuts....

Florida Girl, 15, shoots 16 year old brother

One of the more memorable escapades of Florida Man from 2013...

Gregory Matthew Bruni: 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged Florida man's home | Daily Mail Online

Florida Man shoots former landlord
Florida Man sends dick pic to 12 year old girl

Seems all has been (mostly) quiet on the Florida Man homefront...

What is with Florida man and 12yo girls? Jesus dudde, get help

Seriously. Like you can't get anyone younger so you have to go for the old hags? Sickos.

I'm sure that unfortunate girl wasn't too thrilled to see some Florida dude's bearded lizard. :yikes:

Florida certainly is a weirdo magnet...

Judge Issues Arrest Warrant For World's Biggest Tom Brady Fan | The Smoking Gun

Looks like Florida man and woman have a new designer drug to party with.

Exclusive: Man On “Flakka” Impaled While Trying To Climb Fence « CBS Miami

Florida Parents Joey and Chad Mudd Bribed Children with Drugs : People.com

Meet Chad and Joey Mudd...

lulz

The **** did he think was gonna happen?!

Maybe it was his trans plan.

*cough*

Florida is basically Tromaville.

dang

Rare pic of Florida Man:

http://deathensemble.com/blog/wp-con...Tromaville.jpg

Would-be Florida burglar dies after window slams down on him

I wonder if that window had a helping hand (or two) inside the room?

There's a snake in my food!

Quick Hawk think of Donald Trump or rich people or black trucks and heat up Florida with your boiling anger. The iguanas need you

**** that I’m loving the brisk air.

But what of OH's mother?

what about her? Even I have my doubts about her being hot

If the iguanas are dying the alligators are next.

:laughing:

they're not native to the region anyway

Let em freeze

Neither arw humans. **** em.

itt batlord declares that Seminoles are not human.

In all seriousness I know it sounds callous but invasive species are a serious problem in Florida and are hurting the wildlife down there. Its not the iguana/python/monkey's fault but they don't belong there and them being there is destroying the local ecosystem.

Of course, it's humans fault they're there in the first place.

It’s a huge problem.

Lionfish are a bigger environmental concern than the oil spill. ****ing fire ants are an invasive species.

Killing OH would help way more tbh.

Whites are the ultimate invasive species that’s true.

fire ants are an invasive species through most of the south. They're among the most resilient lifeforms around. Damn near impossible to do anything about it. Fire ants will actually merge colonies into super colonies sometimes with multiple queens and often with all but one queen eventually being killed by the colony. Its cut throat as **** lol.

I was watching this documentary on ants and there's this other ant, a black one I think which is from south america where some of the colonies started mutating so they wouldn't fight with other colonies of the same species. Its a pherimone ants have where each colony has a distinct scent and of an ant runs into an ant from another colony, they will immediately fight to the death as colonies are usually in direct competition for resources. But in this species, some of the colonies started mutating to not recognize that scent in other colonies of the same species. So they wouldn't fight if they met. The result is a network of colonies of the same species that don't fight and basically effectively form a sort of super colony. They've managed to spread from Argentina to Spain and other parts of the world via infesting ships that travel internationally. So essentially there's an international super colony of this one specific form of ants.