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Old 03-03-2015, 08:41 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I wish my shits were lazy. They are usually quite pushy.
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Old 03-03-2015, 08:57 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2015, 09:19 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2015, 09:33 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I'm normally quite nice but this weekend I got so p*ssed that I forgot real life was real life and started shouting at the people I hopped in a taxi with for no apparent reason. I am pretty sure I told them to leave the taxi before they got to their houses too. I don't even understand what happened.
I think it all comes down to how you look at things. Just think of all the cab fair you saved them.
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Old 03-04-2015, 12:15 AM   #75 (permalink)
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I'm straight but the Batlord's new avatar is pretty hot.
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Old 03-04-2015, 12:16 AM   #76 (permalink)
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I'm straight but the Batlord's new avatar is pretty hot.
Man, if you hadn't mentioned you were straight, i'd totally think you were gay.

pfff...
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Old 03-04-2015, 12:24 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I'm straight but the Batlord's new avatar is pretty hot.
He changed it to some artsy sh*t now..

Keanu is better than art.
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Old 03-04-2015, 12:43 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Man crush?
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Old 03-04-2015, 01:02 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Man crush?
Not really, but i do think there's an adonis quality in his features..

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My man crushes are Hugh jackman and Clive owen.
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Old 03-04-2015, 01:06 PM   #80 (permalink)
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