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Old 03-24-2015, 06:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pizza: adj Za (or) Pie.

Also, in my travels to Michigan, I found out they don't call places where you can buy liquor "Liquor Stores", they call them "Party Stores". Seems like an upgrade to me.
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Anyone know anyone that uses Tortally instead of Totally? I do. And its weird.
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Tortally? Where are you from man!
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tortally? Where are you from man!
Its not about where I'm from, its about where they learned to speak. But to answer your question...the 7th circle of Hell is where I'm from.
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The place reserved for traitors?

You must mean that one, cause you dont strike me as violent at all..
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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So then, where'd you learn to speak?
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Old 03-24-2015, 06:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Two shorts adequately summarize all of my linguistic vexations.

The first is a 3-minute rant by David Mitchell speaking of "The Queen's English" to set Americans straight.



The other is the ultra-sexy kinetic typographical tribute to Stephen Fry on Language.

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Old 03-28-2015, 07:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Do you say Giff or Jiff? Not even sure which is right tbh, I use the G one.

Also, meme = Meem not Me Me.
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