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Oriphiel 05-07-2015 08:26 PM

^ That one's a classic. :laughing:

RoxyRollah 05-07-2015 08:41 PM

Bye.

Thelonious Monkey 05-07-2015 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1587192)
Bye.

:clap:

Oriphiel 05-07-2015 08:44 PM

I thought it was "BYE." :laughing: Anyway, wasn't that Mordwyr? They had a lot of weird quotes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1524348)
It censors me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1524537)
Porn is straight-up bad for you in every way--especially the effect internet porn has on your brain (from a scientific perspective, not a moral one). The problem is that everyone is full of shit and can't really say anything to stop it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1528938)
Must you be unkind?


Pet_Sounds 05-07-2015 08:51 PM

Nea dropped an absolute gem in one of Machine's early threads.

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497775)
So this has been on my mind for a while now, but now that I'm on a forum with a bunch of fellow music lovers and music addicts alike. I want to make a thread making the ultimate music tree as the title of the thread would imply. So I really have no idea if this will catch on or not or weather anyone would care, but I've always been fascinated with how music has evolved and what artists have been moving music around doing new and exiting things. So this is my proposal we try making a musical tree that covers all kinds of music. Its daunting and I don't know if we'll ever finish but I want to make an attempt.

LET IT BEGIN!

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1497780)
I quickly planted my records, I'll keep everyone up to date on the growing process. I just hope music's in season.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EPOCH6 (Post 1497788)
Anybody know where to start?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497789)
I don't know I don't think it really matters I guess compiling should happen before actually making the tree

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1497797)
What exactly is a music tree?

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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1497798)
Think like a family tree but with music.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1497799)
It is a deciduous plant that shows the inter-relationship between artists/musicians. Either from influence or from jamming together. Sam Dunn made one for Heavy Metal, it was top heavy and fell into his neighbor's yard and crushed a dog house. The dog lucky escaped from the disaster but was unfortunately kick by James Hatfield.


Oriphiel 05-07-2015 09:09 PM

Some more:

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle
Sorry, Paul you're banned for a week mate.

damn

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockGuitar101
Go ahead amd make my day, mr Right-Track.........or is that Wrong-Track

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1504975)
I love butthead! Urban is a nazi mod.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 656925)
Disco is about dancing vertically
Funk is about dancing horizontally

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1537550)
Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1535838)
honestly you should be deported to iraq for wanting to appease these bearded thugs.

I've had just about enough of John Wilkes Booth's barbaphobic hatemongering.
Not all bearded people are terrorists, some of us just want to live our live in peace, going about our daily activities, being able to display our beards with pride, without fear of slurs and attacks.
It's pretty damn insensitive to have the name of one of the most famous anti-beard motivated murderers in history as a username anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Thread closed because the OP decided to carry on posting graphic material on two occasions after he was told not to


Oriphiel 05-08-2015 09:21 AM

This forum has too many ridiculous moments and quotes...

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560290)
Would anyone fuck the corpse?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 290781)
as far as rock genres go, I think rock is the best one

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyVegn
My communication skills are superior, tho, as is the etiquette surrounding it and intuition :)

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Originally Posted by djchameleon
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian
Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Some """Pornographic"""" posts were removed from 'The Negative Effects of Porn' thread ironically.

And not from the NSFW thread, where we post full nudity under spoilers? :laughing:

Shhhh maybe they didn't notice until now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?
Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyLeeFan
I don't want to apear to be nothing but an Amy Lee nut! I like other bands too! Do you think I should change it?

Look on the bright side, if you come back in a few months time nobody will have any idea who Amy Lee is.


Oriphiel 05-08-2015 09:12 PM

This exchange just happened in plug... :laughing:

Spoiler for Damn it, Neapolitan!:
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I like the Poops and The Shaggs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
The Shaggs? Why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland
Shaggs are alright

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Why do you hate yourself?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
Frank Zippo said that the Shaggs were one of three bands better than the Beatles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank Zippo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
oh

*Frownland starts playing a song*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista
and there goes the groove.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank fucking Zippo?

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
spelling mistake

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Originally Posted by Frownland
Chill out Chula, it mellows out

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
He was the lighter

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Didn't Frank Zippo burn Hendrix's guitar and then give it to his son?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
=D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland
Jazz record of the 21st century
Of course it's got groove

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I love the story where Don Van Vliet kept drawing picture of Frank Zappo until he like lost it and Freak Out!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank Zappo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland
Sup Rostasi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Frank fucking Zappo?

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Originally Posted by Rostasi
hey - just a short time tonight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
what is it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Zappa!

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
Zipp or Zappo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Z
A
P
P
A
!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan
oh


The Batlord 05-08-2015 09:28 PM

^^^

That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...

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Originally Posted by Ki
I went to my grandmother's funeral yesterday. I did what you told me, Batlord. I fucked her corpse.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
OK. OK wow.


Neapolitan 05-08-2015 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1587482)
This exchange just happened in plug... :laughing:

Spoiler for Damn it, Neapolitan!:














*Frownland starts playing a song*




































I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too. http://cms.spangas.nl/include/tinymc...img/typing.gif


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