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Old 03-28-2018, 07:11 AM   #271 (permalink)
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If stabbing yourself in the stomach so you can have sex with your open wound while doing sit-ups is "crazy", then you better file me under "crazy".
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Old 03-28-2018, 11:03 AM   #272 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:36 PM   #273 (permalink)
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“William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.”

― Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:39 PM   #274 (permalink)
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O octopus of the silky glance! You whose soul is inseparable from mine;
you, the most beautiful creature upon the terrestrial globe; you,
chieftain of a seraglio of four hundred sucking-cups; you, in whom are
nobly enthroned as though in their natural habitat, by a common
agreement and with an indestructible bond, the divine graces and the
sweet virtue of communication: why are you not with me, your belly of
quicksilver pressed to my breast of aluminum, the two of us sitting here
together upon a rock by the shore as we contemplate the spectacle I
adore!

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Old 06-24-2018, 08:35 PM   #275 (permalink)
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When you're a little kid, girls are gross. When you're an adult, you want to lick their *******s. I'm not sure what that means, but think about it. I will too.
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Old 06-28-2018, 06:09 AM   #276 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:35 AM   #277 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:28 PM   #278 (permalink)
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When you're a little kid, girls are gross. When you're an adult, you want to lick their *******s. I'm not sure what that means, but think about it. I will too.
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This man needs to put out some new songs.. ffs.
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Old 06-28-2018, 06:33 PM   #279 (permalink)
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I never thought girls were gross. Is that a thing people do?
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Old 07-21-2018, 01:44 PM   #280 (permalink)
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