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Old 03-25-2018, 05:38 PM   #281 (permalink)
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“The last time I cried? I was trying to fix the oven. I couldn’t get the goddamn knob to go on there, and it was just like, just end it now. End this ****in’ world. This WHOLE world.”
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I understand completely. My non-Chromebook computer feels much the same way. I JUST DID A SYSTEM RESTORE, YOU *******! I TRIED TO DO A WINDOWS REINSTALL BUT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH MEMORY WHAT THE **** EVEN IS THAT?! I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP RANDOMLY TURNING OFF! DIE IN A FIRE BEFORE I HAVE TO PAY $200 TO SOME PISSANT WHO'LL JUDGE MY PORN CHOICES!

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Old 03-25-2018, 07:19 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Yep. My phone kept refusing to work the other day (after months of being generally useless and infuriating), and while I was at the MetroPCS store watching them try in vain to fix it I finally just stopped them and said "Stop. It's fine. Just throw it in the garbage. It's fine." (..Also I read a while back that dudes at phone stores will scroll through your photos when they go into the back room, so I've been a bit paranoid since then) I miss how certain older appliances/electronics would start working again if you simply hit it in just the right spot/shook it a few times or whatever. Much more cathartic than smashing buttons desperately.
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Old 03-25-2018, 08:41 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2018, 04:23 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2018, 07:59 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Yep. My phone kept refusing to work the other day (after months of being generally useless and infuriating), and while I was at the MetroPCS store watching them try in vain to fix it I finally just stopped them and said "Stop. It's fine. Just throw it in the garbage. It's fine." (..Also I read a while back that dudes at phone stores will scroll through your photos when they go into the back room, so I've been a bit paranoid since then) I miss how certain older appliances/electronics would start working again if you simply hit it in just the right spot/shook it a few times or whatever. Much more cathartic than smashing buttons desperately.
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:11 AM   #286 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2018, 11:03 AM   #287 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:36 PM   #288 (permalink)
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“William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.”

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Old 03-29-2018, 02:39 PM   #289 (permalink)
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O octopus of the silky glance! You whose soul is inseparable from mine;
you, the most beautiful creature upon the terrestrial globe; you,
chieftain of a seraglio of four hundred sucking-cups; you, in whom are
nobly enthroned as though in their natural habitat, by a common
agreement and with an indestructible bond, the divine graces and the
sweet virtue of communication: why are you not with me, your belly of
quicksilver pressed to my breast of aluminum, the two of us sitting here
together upon a rock by the shore as we contemplate the spectacle I
adore!

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Old 06-24-2018, 08:35 PM   #290 (permalink)
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