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Old 05-16-2019, 05:53 PM   #391 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:00 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2019, 06:28 PM   #393 (permalink)
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lol manly p hall sounds like a public bathroom with distance scoring at the urinals
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Old 05-18-2019, 06:29 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2019, 09:55 AM   #395 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2019, 12:53 PM   #396 (permalink)
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I usually find unhappy people evaluate the **** out of themselves tbh.
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Old 05-24-2019, 12:54 PM   #397 (permalink)
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I usually find unhappy people evaluate the **** out of themselves tbh.
It's an over simplification of human behavior TBH.
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Old 05-24-2019, 01:16 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2019, 01:33 PM   #399 (permalink)
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The odessa one was the best.

A group of comrades discussing their friend Karam:
"Gentlemen, something's not right with Karam, he shat in my vodka yesterday. "
"Guys, I think he's fine. He's always been pretty normal."
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"Are you blind? Brothers! Karamazov! We have to do something."
Karam was executed the next day.
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Old 05-30-2019, 05:04 PM   #400 (permalink)
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