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Old 07-27-2015, 08:54 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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WHY ISN'T MY FAVOURITE BAND YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWAT!

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Old 07-27-2015, 08:58 PM   #63 (permalink)
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"I'm a very serious musician. I've only used my didgeridoo-saxophone to masturbate once."

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Old 07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #64 (permalink)
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"But I rent it out to the local porn producers on a regular basis".

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Nah I didn't use it to masturbate, I masturbated to the thought of it when I was away from home and couldn't play it.
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Old 07-28-2015, 08:21 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I guess the idea used to be that, if someone leaned out of their window and shouted "Ho! You there! What are you at, my fine fellow? Desist immediately or I shall be constrained to inform the local constabulary!" (or words to that effect) it might dissuade him from robbing the car. Of course, as you say now, and rightly, you're more likely to get beaten up, shot, knifed, or, possibly, beaten up, knifed and shot.


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Old 08-04-2015, 10:43 AM   #67 (permalink)
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I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.
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Old 10-08-2015, 05:22 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Pfft bitch please.
Sure, why not. I'm a seasoned bitch pleaser.
Also, this damn thread has so much comedy gold: http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...lica-make.html

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Hey all. Its Whiskey. I just created this account to get in touch with a moderator.

I would like to be unbanned please. It was a big mistake to ask to be permanently banned. Also, Im sorry for being rude towards everyone lately.
Banned for multiple accounts.
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:06 PM   #69 (permalink)
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2. What was the strangest/best/worst party you ever went to?
Prolly a party I had with some people I know
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:54 AM   #70 (permalink)
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