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Old 06-16-2015, 02:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Dr. Dre Boltard,

Have you accepted Jesus?

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Old 06-28-2016, 11:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Quit being such a whiny little bitch, Alien: Isolation isn't that bad.

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Old 06-28-2016, 11:52 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Dear Ki,

LiL made you wear a dress.

Sincerely,
lol
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-28-2016, 11:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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LiL made you wear a dress.

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Old 06-28-2016, 11:56 AM   #25 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-28-2016, 01:07 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

Why did you add ****ing nightwish to the metal album survivor. I don't think I'll survive that **** album.

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Your hopes and dreams

P.s. **** you
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Old 06-28-2016, 01:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

You funny guy.



Toodle Loo Mother****er.

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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 06-29-2016, 09:18 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Dear Bulltard,

That earring makes you look like a spooky pirate.

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Old 06-29-2016, 09:20 AM   #29 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-29-2016, 10:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Dear The Batlord,

Are you Jonah Hill?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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