Frownland's Aleoteric Advice Arena

Paedantic Basterd · 12-05-2016, 12:06 PM

Dear Frownland,

I should be working on my thesis, but I'm not, and just thinking about it makes me want to go back to bed and sleep until May when it's all over. How do I resume a reasonable level of responsibility/energy/non-hatred of my university career before the end of December?

Warm regards,

Paedant

**Frownland** · 12-05-2016, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Dear Frown,

Why did you bump this shitty thread?

DWV

*grabs dictionary*

First integer set: 22, 13, 36
22=V, page 13, word 36
Vernal: of, pertaining to, or appearing or occurring in, the spring.

Second integer set: 10, 9, 26
10=J, page 9, word 26
Jocasta: the queen who unwittingly marries her own son, Oedipus, and kills herself when she finds out.

Third integer set: 11, 1, 43
11=k, page one, word 43
Kala azar: an infectious disease, a type off leishmaniasis, that occurs in subtropical or tropical areas, caused by a protozoan parasite (Leishmania donovani) transmitted by sand flies (esp. genus Phlebotomus), and characterized by an enlarged spleen and liver, irregular fever, anemia, etc.

Advice: I did it to save you. Avoid vernal trips to the tropics, for you might be infected with kala azar, which could lead you to meeting your own son who is acting as your caregiver, who you then fall in love with, marry, and eventually endure the fate of Jocasta.

Tl;dr go somewhere cold if you travel.

**Frownland** · 12-05-2016, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd

Dear Frownland,

I should be working on my thesis, but I'm not, and just thinking about it makes me want to go back to bed and sleep until May when it's all over. How do I resume a reasonable level of responsibility/energy/non-hatred of my university career before the end of December?

Warm regards,

Paedant

*looks at object nearest to him*

Beer bottle: get drunk.

Key · 12-05-2016, 12:31 PM

Dear Frownland,

I can't stop smoking joints. I know I shouldn't smoke so much, but I think i'm in an unbeatable high and I can't get away. Any advice.

Sincerely,
Yours Truly.

Isbjørn · 12-05-2016, 01:16 PM

Frownland, I want to know how to improvise the sickest solos, but I can't be arsed to learn all those scales, modes and arpeggios. Should I dicipline myself and practice that ****, or just play atonal stuff because I don't know any better, and then call it avant-garde?

**Frownland** · 12-05-2016, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki

Dear Frownland,

I can't stop smoking joints. I know I shouldn't smoke so much, but I think i'm in an unbeatable high and I can't get away. Any advice.

Sincerely,
Yours Truly.

The I Ching says:

Quote:

This is a time for dealing with reality as it is, not as you would have it be.
If you realize that in this situation you are the receptor, not the transmitter of the stimulus, you will find yourself reaching goals that seemed unattainable under your own steam.
If you persist in futile efforts to be the Shaper rather than the Shaped, you will completely miss this unique opportunity.

Savage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Frownland, I want to know how to improvise the sickest solos, but I can't be arsed to learn all those scales, modes and arpeggios. Should I dicipline myself and practice that ****, or just play atonal stuff because I don't know any better, and then call it avant-garde?

The I Ching says:

Quote:

A Promethean flame is delivering light and heat to the situation at hand.
This radiance will cause such an alchemical transformation of circumstances that the changes will seem magical, miraculous.
Yet they are only shifts of perspective and attitude that bring clarity.
The passions kindled by this fire must be harnessed and used judiciously, or they threaten to consume your hopes and dreams.

Zhanteimi · 12-05-2016, 03:34 PM

How does a musical genius like Zappa die of ass cancer?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-05-2016, 03:43 PM

could you tell your mom to stop calling me

Tristan_Geoff · 12-05-2016, 09:26 PM

CCould you give me tips on how to start making posts that are nut complete random bul****

GuD · 12-06-2016, 09:00 PM

I hear voices in my head and don't know if I'm reiterating their words when I speak or not.

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Frownland, I want to know how to improvise the sickest solos, but I can't be arsed to learn all those scales, modes and arpeggios. Should I dicipline myself and practice that ****, or just play atonal stuff because I don't know any better, and then call it avant-garde? __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

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GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I hear voices in my head and don't know if I'm reiterating their words when I speak or not. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

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Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Dear Frownland, I should be working on my thesis, but I'm not, and just thinking about it makes me want to go back to bed and sleep until May when it's all over. How do I resume a reasonable level of responsibility/energy/non-hatred of my university career before the end of December? Warm regards, Paedant

12-05-2016, 12:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Dear Frownland, I can't stop smoking joints. I know I shouldn't smoke so much, but I think i'm in an unbeatable high and I can't get away. Any advice. Sincerely, Yours Truly.