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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1629551)

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psvfphsr4k.jpg

ahahahahahhaha

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1629555)

roxy & frown have banded together as a political strategy because lets be honest, neither one has what it takes to run solo. it's a smart move, really. they're like a generic brand version of the clintons. roxy has the communication skills of your obamaphone wielding jerry springer guest but at least she does have charm. where as frownland is articulate but dull as all hell, trying desperately to distinguish himself from the millions of other elitist online music/movies/art critics with early male pattern balding by recording his own music, which is basically just him shaking a cardboard box full of ninja turtles action figures to some obscure 8/11 type jazz time signature.

although contrary to what you might expect, in this version of the clintons the genders are reversed, cause frownland is clearly more of a hillary... pretentious social chameleon with no true culture of his own... where as roxy is bill. cool jazzy chick that tries her best to appeal to white people the same way bill was considered cool with black people.

I'm The Batlord, and I approve of this message. Damn.

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1629555)

And apparently, you're just interested in smearing the other candidates without actually promoting any policies.

You are just mad because we make a political power couple. And might not win the internet, but could actually win the actual presidency.

My figurehead -- Justthefacts -- and I, will crush all of you into fleshy pulp, laughing as our government-subsidized cigarette smoke provides a visual framework for your deaths.

Edit: Grammar question. If I'd just said "My figure head", but not included myself, then the sentence should have read, "My figurehead, Justthefacts, will crush all of you...". But since I was including myself, then using a comma would have made it into a list, implying that my figurehead and Justthefacts were two entirely different people: My figurehead, Justthefacts, and I". I couldn't just not put the comma in-between "figurehead" and "Justthefacts", as that would imply that I had multiple figureheads (If you don't understand that, then I'm too lazy to explain it to you.)

What is the correct grammatical solution here?

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1629559)

And apparently, you're just interested in smearing the other candidates without actually promoting any policies.

the position has no power so policy talk is really fake bull****

and i don't bull****, i only bring you the gospel

Mother, should I run for president?

Should I wear looser shirts?

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1629562)

the position has no power so policy talk is really fake bull****

and i don't bull****, i only bring you the gospel

I thought you brought us the Quran? Do Muslims actually call it "the Gospel"?