| Isbjørn |
08-25-2015 01:37 PM |
I think it's time to highlight the more important issues - the ones that the bourgeoisie media are trying to cover up with endless discussions on whether Batty's gay or not and who's showering with whom. Issues that affect all of us. I hereby announce my six-point platform. I've already touched on the first two, but the other four are just as important:
1. Legalization of marijuana for use in The Lounge
2. Taxing billionaires right in the nuts
3. Getting Josef K to change his avatar
4. Tax incentives for the establishment of worker cooperatives in Journaltown
5. Mandatory weekly updates of Music Banterus - A Fantasy Epic
6. Full legalization of taboo threads in the Current Events forum
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