ChelseaDagger

Can I trade in my vote to become official countess of hanging and otherwise flaccid chads?

RoxyRollah

Hangings? You know Im black right?

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ChelseaDagger

If I had said "wrongly-oppressed chads" to make it less offensive, would you even have known what I was talking about?

And on a side note, you barely pass the brown paper bag test, so It might be to your advatage to play the gender card instead of the race one during this campaign.

Frownland

I'm excited for the debates, Danger.

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RoxyRollah

Excuse you?

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ChelseaDagger

It's Dagger actually. Danger is my middle... No, no I just can't finish that. I'm excited too it will be interesting to see who will end up being the Master Debater.

ChelseaDagger

This is the part where you grit your teeth, kiss my babies and give me a pretty pin...while silently plotting my gratuitously gruesome demise after you take power.

Note to mods: I'm not sure how to combine those posts so I don't appear as trolling?

RoxyRollah

Im still waiting on you to tell me all about your "brown paper bag test" . So do you drive to MLK line people and compare them to paper a bag or what? I mean I dont get your last statement, cos we aint cool enough for you to start in on my ethnicity.

Also wrongly oppressed and hanged are not the same thing.I just want to throw that out there one means ya cant vote the other is fucking murder.

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ChelseaDagger

It was actually a reference to comedian Dave Chappell's joke from the 2008 election when he was trying to convince racist white people to vote for Obama by telling them to "vote for his white side" since he didnt even "pass the paper bag test" was how he put it. I probably should have posted the youtube because it wasnt meant offensively. I apologize if it came off that way.

As for the "hanging chad" part, I was referencing the Bush/Gore election with the hanging chads on all the voter stubs (remember this was before voting was completely electronic).

RoxyRollah

Right but lets get to the part where you actually over stepped a boundary that you ultimately had no idea whether or not would be tolerable with me. I was making it known that if you were going be countess under Froxxy's 8 years of debauchery and giggles that hangings are not acceptable. You went down the road of comparing me to a "brown paper bag". Insinuating that Im not black. Well my birth certificate says negro female.If you want to sound like you know something call me what I am, a mulatto. Just because Im skilled in the fine arts of wigs, falls, weaves, flat irons and curling wands doesn't make me any less black then the next black person. It doesn't mean the word ****** doesn't get to me, don't mean that I don't hurt to know that for the first 100+ years of the awesome country's inception that I would have been considered an animal if not worse because I ultimately have no real place. Never white enough for the whites and ain't black enough for blacks. So don't try and insult my intelligence by exsplaing away your faux pas under the guise of "oh you just didn't get it".

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