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Old 08-30-2015, 07:32 PM   #91 (permalink)
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The Batlord lights his kerosene lamp.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:46 PM   #92 (permalink)
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The Batlord does not have a kerosene lamp in his inventory.

The Batlord is in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:50 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:53 PM   #94 (permalink)
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I tried to make things interesting by having Cthulhu summoned, but apparently we're remaining in the realm of plausibility or something

Maybe once we get out of this stinky room we can do some otherworldly stuff and actually make this entertaining!
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:57 PM   #95 (permalink)
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The Batlord turns on the overhead light.

He is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I tried to make things interesting by having Cthulhu summoned, but apparently we're remaining in the realm of plausibility or something

Maybe once we get out of this stinky room we can do some otherworldly stuff and actually make this entertaining!
Weren't your first two orders, and I quote, "fap"? And Cthulhu was summoned, but the room was too dark for him to see.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:03 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Walk into the living room.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:10 PM   #98 (permalink)
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There is only one door out of the room. It is locked. He will need a key.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Break the door down.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:14 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Attempt failed. Ow.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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