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Old 08-29-2015, 03:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 03:50 PM   #32 (permalink)
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The Batlord farts with vigor.

The Batlord ****s his pants.

The Batlord is covered in **** in the dark room.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 04:03 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 04:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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The Batlord turns on the light.

It's pretty bad. There's **** leaking out of my shorts and oozing down my legs and into my shoes.

The Batlord is covered in **** in the bright room.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 04:51 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 05:11 PM   #36 (permalink)
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The Batlord turns off the light.

The Batlord is covered in **** and jizz in the dark room.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 05:21 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 05:25 PM   #38 (permalink)
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The Batlord grabs the dark light (That makes it sound like I've ascended to another level of being.)

While checking himself, The Batlord's hand became smeared in ****. The dark room now smells like burnt dookie.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 05:27 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 05:28 PM   #40 (permalink)
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It's too dark. The Batlord can't find anything.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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