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Old 08-30-2015, 07:45 PM   #81 (permalink)
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His left or my left? We're facing different directions.
His left, you butt.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:54 PM   #82 (permalink)
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The Batlord reaches to his left. He touches a table.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:55 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I tried to get him outside and get this thing going, but he wanted to walk into a wall and continue to talk about his poop.
It's a text adventure game. It's supposed to be tedious to accomplish anything. It's not my fault everyone on this board is lazy and immature.
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:55 PM   #84 (permalink)
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sprint in the darkness until you run into something
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:58 PM   #85 (permalink)
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The Batlord runs into a wall and knocks himself unconscious.

He wakes up with a headache in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:59 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:02 PM   #87 (permalink)
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You are mistaken. It is too dark to see anything, so nothing is visible.

The Batlord is in the dark room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:15 PM   #88 (permalink)
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It's a text adventure game. It's supposed to be tedious to accomplish anything. It's not my fault everyone on this board is lazy and immature.
Yeah, I get that. Thread has potential, but not if it's "turns light on," then next "turns light off." Not my thread, though, so I dunno, just sayin'.
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:16 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I just don't know how you got to the toilet to smell and yet your still in your room. Is the toilet in your room?
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Old 08-30-2015, 08:28 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Yeah, I get that. Thread has potential, but not if it's "turns light on," then next "turns light off." Not my thread, though, so I dunno, just sayin'.
I wasn't the one who told myself to turn the lights back off.

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I just don't know how you got to the toilet to smell and yet your still in your room. Is the toilet in your room?
I don't know. It's a dark room. Who knows what's in it?
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