RoxyRollah

Bro, what do you want me to say, the truth, that the roast comments aimed at frown have been mediocre at best, except for a handful of them. I mean like ok, I am a bitch but I have a filter. So I didn't say **** because I actually didn't think I could do better. I told you what I thought in earnest in the beginning and I also told you I can talk about me, so here's me saying up front , no I can not do any better on the spot like that, I like Chris to much to roast him, and I like all yall too much to do this, so I am not going to participate. Now, I am just gonna say this to you, and I mean this from a caring place, you can be really mean sometimes, and it's not like a mean I had a hard day and snap mean it's like a spite mean and Idk man, I like you a lot so it really kinda bugs the piss outta me when you do that. So no Ki, I don't think this will be as awesome as you thought it would be.

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Key

I can't tell if this is serious or not. I'm going to assume it's not since the whole point of the thread is to throw jabs at each other, and I threw one at you, in the spirit of the thread. No reason to get uptight over a comment that doesn't mean anything. Also, this thread is awesome, people seem to be enjoying it.

Key

With the way he makes his music, it's pretty obvious that he doesn't know how to play a single instrument.

The Batlord

Oh look, I found Frownland. After only one page.




http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/page/2

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Lucem Ferre

I actually agree, I think most of the people on here do suck at roasting. I thought the roast idea was good, though.

Key

This guy is too good looking to be Frownland.

Lucem Ferre

"You want a crayon billy? Come up and give me a kiss for it!" Oh god it's funny because Frownland looks like a pedophile. Balding, glasses,

Chula Vista

And has way too much hair.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Key

If you look at the definition of a roast, it says " is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience". I'm pretty sure we've all been making good-natured jokes toward Frownland this week. That's all this thread is meant to be. Someone is in the "hot seat" and we just throw as many good-natured jokes towards them as we can. Doesn't need to be complicated. And considering everyone in this thread understands the premise, i'd say we are damn good at roasting.

Also, please keep in mind that although my comments may seem rude, i'm doing so in the spirit of the thread. You guys aren't meant to take any of these jabs seriously.

Key

The guy in the picture probably knows how to write and play music as well.