Lucem Ferre

Frownland is the nice guy that tries to come off as a sociopath for shock value.

Isbjorn is the sociopath that tries to come of as just some nice guy for eating people.

The Batlord

And I'm just here to kick the back of your chair until you flip out.

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Lucem Ferre

I thought you were trying to give me a back massage. It was kind of adorable.

The Batlord

That was my dick. I was trying to use your shoulder blades like a titty fuck.

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Lucem Ferre

I new I smelt something fishy.

Frownland

I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.

Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Lucem Ferre

Seems like a lot of work to beat down a crack head. I'd be much more impressed if you just kicked the crap out of him while playing the saxophone. Do a Liu Kang bicycle kick as you do it. Replace the high pitched Asian screeching with Careless Whisper. Just remember, those teeth were already falling out prior to the beating.

Key

I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.

grindy

So the roast fits the roastee.

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Key

Atta boy.