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Old 10-04-2015, 08:32 PM   #301 (permalink)
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They all really really suck and I don't know **** about any of these people.

Except that you are Norman Bates.
Other than the fact that my mother is still alive while I masturbate over her corpse, this is entirely accurate.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:33 PM   #302 (permalink)
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You can read a calendar.
I may be drunk as fuck but I'm still quite literate, ya bastard
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:36 PM   #303 (permalink)
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I didnt realize he was jewish.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:39 PM   #304 (permalink)
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I'm actually pretty much Aryan.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:41 PM   #305 (permalink)
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I didnt realize he was jewish.
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I'm actually pretty much Aryan.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:46 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:49 PM   #307 (permalink)
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Actually, the original Aryans were not white. They were Iranian.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:50 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Actually, the original Aryans were not white. They were Iranian.
cool, 'cause I'm having some issues with being blonde and green-eyed
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:58 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Literally, the only physical feature stopping me from being a perfect Nazi is my small nose.
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:00 PM   #310 (permalink)
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cool, 'cause I'm having some issues with being blonde and green-eyed
You have dull brown hair.
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