ladyislingering

Oh, what can I say about the love of my life?

In his humble beginnings as a human, he broke his mom's pelvis on his way into this terrible world, forever earning her disdain and disgust.

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Key

I'm sigging this.

John Wilkes Booth

damn, you guys are officially terrible at this.

i'm not going to try to roast ki because.. why would you bother? also if i really were to go in on any MB member it would result in 20 pages of outrage.but i would love for you soulless ***gots to try to roast me. so feel free to add me to the list. i look forward to cringing at your awkwardly performed jokes and then later trying to pretend that i don't somehow think even less of you for them.

Lucem Ferre

Ryan the Lion lookin' ass profile picture.

John Wilkes Booth

^^ case in point

Key

Atta boy. I knew you'd want to get in on the fun.

Lucem Ferre

You're the ******* that comes in and tries too hard at being better than the rest of us when in reality you are basically a facsimile of **** I already blue printed with in the very first pages. Going off on a rant about how we suck at insulting, yeah, so original. And the ****ed up thing is that Ki already beat you to the punch of imitating me, so you are even lower than him! Ki is the annoying Xbox live kid that takes other people's jokes and makes them painfully unfunny, you are the guy that takes that already desecrated joke and pisses on it.

Come in here with that "I could insult you guys if I wanted to, but I'm so good at insulting that It'd destroy you" bull****. Nobody's impressed. Next thing you know you'll be like "I know Karate, I could show you but I don't want to kill you on accident" then "I could have been a porn star, but they couldn't find a big enough camera to capture all of this dick" then "I could have been an American officer, but I probably would have killed off the whole black population".

"You guys can't roast me, I'm impervious to your petty insults".

Lucem Ferre

Dude comes in and steals Ki's shtick that Ki stole from me.

The biggest difference between me and those two clones is that I didn't only complain about it, I contributed. Those two are using it as a crutch for their lack of wit.

John Wilkes Booth

please try to calm your nerves, you coolio krazy-braid sporting whiteboy jugallo

i don't say you can't diss me correctly cause i'm impervious to insults

i say you can't diss me correctly cause after reading pages of this thread it seems you can't diss anybody correctly

cause you guys just suck like that

Lucem Ferre

Obviously better than you.

I mean, you're only insult towards me was you literally doing a copy and paste of what others had already said to me.

Like a child trying to tell a grown man how to do complex algebra when you still have problems with basic multiplication.

Edit: Don't just come in here and talk all this **** about how you could do something, prove it. Other wise you're just another on the long list of bitch made punks that can't back up their flapping lips. Oh, and don't flap those gigantic duck lips at me, spray your useless dribble all over Ki if you are so great. Other wise sit down and shut the hell up like the obedient ho you know you can be.