I don't.. I think that's what you label me. I'm just a regular dude that likes taboo sex stuff and girls with daddy issues (apparently).

Ok i've got 3 more:

-Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water.

-I've gone to Canada 2 times in my entire life.

-I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's.

It's true though. Teenage me was an insatiable wanker.

Canada is a lie.

I don't believe you..

Wrong DWV.

This peep show reference is a lie.

Never seen the show, but you got me.
Thought it'd sound plausible. I really do like to screech with my sax I don't really know how to play after all.

Not exactly un-devianty.

Linda once went to a strip club with me.
Linda bought me a lap dance and then watched.
Years ago Linda use to enjoy watching me make out with her BFF.

Makeout sesh is a lie. If it was true you'd have already told us stories about 2 chicks at the same time, but all you ever mentioned were orgies.

Yeah.. o well, it's not deviant behavior within my social circle. I was talking to my friend in the hall last night about blood play/bondage/etc and we had to start whispering when people walked by. Ya'll are some judgmental prudes.