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04-27-2017, 09:22 PM | #81 (permalink) |
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Damn you, Pet_Sounds
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04-28-2017, 09:51 AM | #83 (permalink) | |
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If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
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04-28-2017, 09:59 AM | #84 (permalink) |
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I'm sure you've had romantic partners but it might not have been a "girlfriend" so I'll say this is the lie.
Maybe he's only masturbated 0-3 or 5+ times a day.
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04-28-2017, 10:11 AM | #86 (permalink) | |
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So you never tested yourself to see how many times you could do it in one day?
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04-28-2017, 10:14 AM | #87 (permalink) |
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I got my driver's licence when I was 18 and then didn't actually drive until I was 28.
I was once forcibly removed from a public jam session because I was drunk and just kept screeching with my saxophone, an instrument I don't really know how to play. I once masturbated 30+ times in a row.
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04-28-2017, 10:30 AM | #89 (permalink) | |
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How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?
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04-28-2017, 10:30 AM | #90 (permalink) |
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By actually having sex?
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