See what I mean? The plain butthurtedness of his posts in this thread are side splitting.

Homeless and destitute, maybe. Nah. Look at it this way: if you were living on the streets, envying those who had cardboard boxes to shelter in, eating the very last scrapings out of dogfood cans to survive, with one very shabby set of clothes to your name and not even the money to buy meths (that's not meth, I'm talking the spirits here), you could possibly dream, but dream only, of one day being on Batty's troll level. But it would never happen.

My butt is fine, thank you so much. For someone who goes on about sarcasm and irony, you seem blissfully unable to detect it in my posts. I'm enjoying this a lot.

yes I am. I'm NOT seething with rage, planning my bloody revenge on you all when you least ... no no. I'm having. A. Great. Time.

Really.

Heightened defensiveness is a pretty common symptom of having a good time.

Your generation gets all judgy on that but when you're alone you're hunting down mentally ill bitches on Tinder. Don't even ****ing front.

Riding his nuts ain't gonna get you any points.

it was all good just a page ago

Trolling TH in one of his thread's is one of MB's great pleasures.

I think that really was his best effort. Yeesh.

Man, I get what you were trying to say, and I can't hate, but god damn did you word it poorly.

Hmmm

How about

don't hate because I meet crazy bitches at bars like a man instead of on some sissy app

?

Shouldn't the poll be asking "who's unfunnier"?