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Old 07-02-2017, 11:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Jeffrey Dahmer actually had a brief affair with Batlord's mom..........

You do the math.
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Old 07-02-2017, 01:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No, Kiiii has disappeared because he and Guy Fieri are raising their reptilian lovechild in Paraguay. BUT THAT IS A CONSPIRACY FOR ANOTHER TIME.
I never told anybody this. How the hell did you find out?
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Old 07-02-2017, 04:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Why?
Y indeed.

Perhaps replacing U with a second Y eliminates one of the hated vowels? Which begs the question why not Qwwrtyy? Was there some special significance to the E or was it simply overlooked because the hatred for vowels wasn't his own? Perhaps he made a deal to eliminate vowels for some mystrs third party?

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Old 07-02-2017, 04:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i never told anybody this. How the hell did you find out?
Well, you see, YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL, BRO.
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Old 07-02-2017, 04:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Can anybody crack the conspiracy theory of Batlord being a cuck? No one puts it on that many pages without some kind of secret meaning. Investigate!
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Old 07-02-2017, 05:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2017, 05:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Final thoughts: I get the feeling like this album was never meant to be taken sseriously. It was a small group of guys getting to get her and having some fun. And frankly, it shows in the music and allows the music be so much more enjoyable.

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Old 07-02-2017, 06:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This thread is a Russian implanted distraction to turn our attention away from the growing civil unrest, Trump's war on freedom of press and our growing isolation from our own allies because human beings can't focus on more than one thing.
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Old 07-02-2017, 06:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas.
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Old 07-02-2017, 06:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas.
it's fun to watch you talk about things you don't know about
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