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Old 02-14-2019, 01:05 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You don't. Neither do I. The punch was lame and I tried to stop myself, but here we are.
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:06 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Punch deez nuts. Wait...
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:10 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:05 PM   #34 (permalink)
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anyone wanna join me for some Bofa
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:17 PM   #35 (permalink)
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anyone wanna join me for some Bofa
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Old 02-14-2019, 09:06 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:11 PM   #37 (permalink)
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how would you like a nice juicy pear

pair of deez nuts!
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:13 PM   #38 (permalink)
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this one works much better if you happen to have physical pears to offer
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:18 PM   #39 (permalink)
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You have a lot of charisma!

How about you charisma nutz!

(like caress ma nutz)
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:22 PM   #40 (permalink)
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that's a tricky one

all in the delivery
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