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Old 01-28-2019, 05:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Got in a hardware shipment at my new job. Got in two bags of nuts. Put them to the side because I didn't know where to put them. Specifically asked my manager where he wanted me to put deez nuts.
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Old 02-01-2019, 11:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Literally loled
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I literally hurt myself last time I did that. I played it off like a G and a laugh was had. Then I went into the freezer and put deez nutz on a stack of frozen Whoppers to stop the throbbing.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm sure but it would be like a post-deez nuts joke. The glory is in how long and loud you can draw out "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!" The worst deez nuts joke in history can be pure fire if done loud enough in public.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?
You can pull off deez nuts.

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Old 02-14-2019, 12:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Doesn't anyone here shop at Aldi?
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yes I love shopping at Aldi.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How do I know that's Aldi?
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