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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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If elph is ever dumb enough to let me move in with him will his girlfriend give me a blowjob?
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
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I got this one.
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I'll probably be his wife so I guess I better get that rib surgery.
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You will never live with elph or meet any of his girlfriends.
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Stop sucking up to the womz.
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the bantering battleaxe
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Hawk just sees my true potential
Although I agree that only one cat at a time is a bit of a stretch
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You would never be satisfied with any less than three, but more than five would become depressing.
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would it though?
![]() btw, have you ever seen that documentary Grey Gardens?
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