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Old 07-28-2019, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 01:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 01:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2019, 01:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes. You will move to Brooklyn, NY in May, 2023 to run the second in a chain of record stores expanded from the one you currently work at. By 2030 there will be 22 such stores spread across the United States (and one in Montreal) and you will be the north east regional manager and a 25% stake holder earning you around $250,000 a year. A few years later the company will also own live music venues and a record label. You will continue to live in Brooklyn until you retire in the Catskills.
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Personally.
Reasonable. I kinda don't want to own a dog or cat on my own for the same reason I don't trust myself to own a kid. Will I ever get a blowjob from my mom's dog?
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