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Old 02-23-2020, 01:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Drawbacks to wildly huge Penis

This thread is for guys with really big penises. Personally, mine is just average but I’m wondering (elph) what are some of the downsides to be absurdly well-hung.

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Old 02-23-2020, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It wakes girls up.
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Old 02-23-2020, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd like to think my Wang is just proportional to my height

it's not an elephant trunk or nothing
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Old 02-23-2020, 02:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The sausage to meatball ratio makes finding underwear with good ball support difficult and surprise boners can **** up a comfortable junk arrangement. I also have a theory that there's more surface area for sweat so you have to do more to account for the stank.
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Old 02-23-2020, 02:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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as a grower and not a shower it just looks like I have irregularly large balls
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Old 02-23-2020, 02:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2020, 04:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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you can ride deez nuts
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Old 02-23-2020, 05:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Elph & OH Romance Thread.
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Old 02-23-2020, 05:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I heard the charge an extra 30% for a bus pass.

Fair tbh
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Old 02-23-2020, 05:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I wouldn't know, I always take The Vagina Express

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