Trollheart's puns should come with a warning for risk of death by cringe

Sorry I must have left my disclaimer out:

Trollheart will not be held responsible or liable for any cringe-induced injuries, up to and including loss of life, caused by the perusal of his vast stock of puns. This does not affect your statutory rights, as you have none.

P.S. I really want to insult you but you're too nice. It would be like kicking a fluffy rabbit.

I'm hardly that nice, please just insult me

You have really red skin that looks like it pimples very easily.

I do hate my skin; it doesn't pimple very badly (I never really suffered from acne) but it isn't very smooth and there's the danger of eczema lurking (wearing synthetic corona masks is a no) so pretty accurate.

All- all right I'll t-t-t-ry.... you're a...

No, couldn't do it!
:shycouch:

Does this mean we can have Spill Your Guts Pt. 3?

I don't care but we all know how it's gunna end.

With goodness?

Gutness more likely. A big messy slippery pile of intestines on the floor, and a massive claim by whoever slips in them first. Isn't it always the way?

Disclaimer:
Trollheart will not be held responsible or liable for any cringe-induced injuries, up to and including loss of life, caused by the perusal of his vast stock of puns. This does not affect your statutory rights, as you have none.