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View Poll Results: How often?
Less than once a day 1 20.00%
Once a day 0 0%
More than once a day 3 60.00%
Other (post in thread) 1 20.00%
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question How often do you poop?

Well?

Had three today and all three have been excellent. Two is the norm for me however.

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Old 01-29-2021, 04:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Depends on how much cheese I eat
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dropped a beauty last night.

Once I day unless I eat too much ****ty food that gives me the runs
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I wait until it's large enough to tear my rectum.
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I wait until it's large enough to tear my rectum.
That happened to me in 2018 and I felt the tear. My word it was painful. Dabbed my bumhole with tissue to catch the little droplets of blood. From what I remember the next day or two weren't great for pooping.
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Old 01-29-2021, 05:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I poop a lot but in smaller amounts throughout the day.
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Old 01-29-2021, 08:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You get big logs or little deer poops?
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